Sometimes I wonder what the ruff humans are thinking. Don’t they know that pets are people, too?

Recently a little birdie I know gave me an earful, regarding a certain human and his prized pet. Seems he has want for a certain shiny something, and has publicly offered up his feathered companion through an ad, in exchange. Oh the howl-orror! I just had to share.

Bow-wow, Dude Harrington. My huge heart is with you! I hope by now you’ve found yourself free as a bird from that oppressive, unjust human.

I’m sure glad that my human thinks I’m worth more than just a yapping rock.

My tears are like diamonds, Buster